If this isn’t an apt metaphor for a team that finished 17 games out in the NL East, nothing is. Marlins rookie Logan Morrison has had a bad time of it recently; first he gets hit in the face with a foul ball, and now this. Sweet, sweet white Lexus, why did the bad men treat you this way? Here’s what Morrison tweeted on Friday morning. I just know it was those kids from Hogwarts; if Dumbledore were still alive, this never would have happened.
However, Morrison trying to say that this little crime caper makes MLB players just like everyone else? Sorry, not buying it.
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Marlins Rookie Logan Morrison is Charming, Loses Tires [Walkoff Walk]
