Knowing Antonio Cassano, he probably did something to provoke this. Still, playing defense like Moe Howard is not wise in Serie A Italian soccer … unless the refs are on the take, that is.
EDITOR’S NOTE: About Last Night follows the jump, where it will be from now on. Morning. How do you take your coffee?
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while getting your a** kicked by Elmo from Sesame Street …
* Most confused NFL referee ever.
* Repeat after me: “Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova beat Dominika Cibulkova 7-5, 7-5 at the Pan Pacific Open tennis tournament in Tokyo.”
* David Beckham sues high-priced prostitute. This trial should be interesting.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
We now return to The Dick Cheney Story …