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Morning Tweet: Chris Douglas-Roberts mocks your anguish

Sep 22, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

Remember when Cavaliers guard Mo Williams said that he considered retiring when LeBron James left Cleveland? Chances are you thought that was funny — I did, too — but possibly not as funny as Chris Douglas-Roberts of the Milwaukee Bucks. He REALLY found it funny.
But looking at Douglas-Roberts’ Twitter site, we find a lot of Cavs’ fans who are not that amused. Yay! Twitter war!
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while attending the city council meeting

* Reggie Bush has broken leg, will miss six weeks, must return Super Bowl ring.

* David Beckham abandons camping trip, checks into hotel after he “heard some Mexicans shooting.”

* Little kid throws tantrum when told he has to go into Auburn University sports memorabilia store. Mom: “I don’t blame you.”

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL
Yes, Clarise, just like that time you tried to free the lambs. You can still hear them, can’t you, Clarise? You can still hear those lambs …