Another week, slaughtered. Ever get the feeling that the world’s a giant slingshot, and you’re the target? Ah, next week will be better. Promise. Highlights from the week that was:
* The Vikings didn’t exactly hit New Orleans “like Hurricane Katrina,” did they, Dan Hampton?
* Lingerie Football! In my living room! Finally.
* The Wayne Rooney sex scandal explained via Taiwanese computer animation.
* Where did Ochocinco get the Brady Bunch cursed Tiki idol?
* Dennis Rodman forgets he’s wearing a live mic during hotel orgy.
* Mike Tyson’s “biggest regret” is that he never smoked weed with Tupac. Your biggest regret may differ, but maybe not.
* Attempt to rhyme “nail” and “hell” in a country song knocking President Obama, you get fired. That’s the way the world works, cowboy.
* Jack Nicklaus’ grandson is a bad mother … shut your mouth! I’m talkin’ ’bout Nick O’Leary. Then we can dig it.
* OMG, Tim Tebow is on Twitter! :0
Have a great weekend, folks, even if it isn’t of the three-day variety; it’s wall-to-wall Padres-Giants for me. And as Tennessee coach Derek Dooley reminds us, don’t forget to wash thoroughly to avoid those pesky staph infections. For details, please see the video below.
