Everything you need to know about the Wayne Rooney sex scandal, via Taiwanese animation

We haven’t examined the Wayne Rooney prostitute cheating scandal here because, A. It’s soccer and, B. After Tiger Woods, everything other sex scandal seems to childish. But when the wizard animators at Apple Daily sink their teeth into a story, it’s instantly newsworthy. Here are the details in case you need to be brought up to speed. Highlight of the video for me: Rooney being thrown out of the house with all of his possessions flying out the door after him, including the cat. Also includes: Rooney practicing penalty kicks and literally not being able to hit the broad side of a barn.
Video following the jump.

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Wayne Rooney affair: prostitute ‘had sex with 13 Premier League stars’ [London Daily Telegraph]