Morning Tweet: Rick Fox and Bristol Palin, together at last

Here’s the new class on this coming season’s Dancing With the Stars. You already new about Kurt Warner, of course; but joining him will be Canadian person, former Laker and current Eliza Dushku escort Rick Fox. Lessee … we also have The Hoff, Brandy, Mrs. Brady and … Bristol Palin?
I’ve always wondered what would happen if Bristol Palin were a member of The Brady Bunch. “Mom, I’m pregnant!” (Greg scurries up stairs).
Was that you or the duck? ‘Cause if it was you, I’m going to finish this ride with the duck.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while compiling your Death Album …

* Vincent Jackson’s agent once represented O.J. Simpson? Savvy hire.

* Bob Bradley is back as U.S. soccer coach. Bwahahahaha!

* Tiger Woods establishes new hunting habitat.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
“Frank, why do all of these animals have bullseyes painted on them?”