How did this 21-year-old man believe he could pass for a middle school football player?

Seriously? Sadly, it appears to be the case that the above 21-YEAR-OLD MAN (who could pass for 30, by the way), Julious Threatts, attempted to register at Webb Middle School in Tampa, Florida so he could play on the middle school football team.
Step aside, Guerdwich Montimere, you have just been usurped as the Biggest Moron In The World Who For Some Unknown Reason, Feels The Need To Try To Pass Themselves Off As A Child So They Can Dominate In A Team Sport.
Yeah, it’s a long moniker, but for what it lacks in conciseness, it more than makes up with accuracy.
The most frightening aspect of the story? Threatts was already playing football with 13-14-year-olds.Yep, he was playing for the Town N’ Country Packers under the alias Chad Jordan in the Tampa Bay Youth Football League.
Once again, he’s 21. Jebus.

Steve Hegarty, the Hillsborough School District Spokesman, said that Threatts showed up at Webb Middle School on Tuesday and when trying to register, told school officials that he was homeless.
Via Tampa Bay Online:

According to Hegarty, Webb Principal Marcos Murillo walked through the cafeteria at that point and saw Threatts. Hegarty said Murillo told him, “He looks too old to be in middle school.”

Ya think? Threatts was arrested later Tuesday on trespassing charges.
When Town ‘N Country Packers athletic director Ray McCloud learned that there was a 21-year-old man playing in his league, he called a meeting and confronted Threatts:

“I brought him into this room with seven of our board members and coaches and said, ‘Come on now, tell us the truth, who are you?’ ” McCloud said. “He looked me right in the eye and said, ‘I swear I am who I say I am. I’m Chad Jordan.’

“This guy had us all fooled. I mean this guy acted just like a little kid. Everything about him was a little kid. … He’s a total scam artist.”

Yeah, everything about him was just like a little kid. Except for the part where he had a 5 o’clock shadow at 10 o’clock in the morning, buys his teammates liquor with a real I.D. and insists his favorite musician is Sisqo.
Unbelievable.
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Man, 21, posed as 14, school officials say [Tampa Bay Online]
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