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How did this 21-year-old man believe he could pass for a middle school football player?

Aug 29, 2010, 12:45 AM EST

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Seriously? Sadly, it appears to be the case that the above 21-YEAR-OLD MAN (who could pass for 30, by the way), Julious Threatts, attempted to register at Webb Middle School in Tampa, Florida so he could play on the middle school football team.
Step aside, Guerdwich Montimere, you have just been usurped as the Biggest Moron In The World Who For Some Unknown Reason, Feels The Need To Try To Pass Themselves Off As A Child So They Can Dominate In A Team Sport.
Yeah, it’s a long moniker, but for what it lacks in conciseness, it more than makes up with accuracy.
The most frightening aspect of the story? Threatts was already playing football with 13-14-year-olds.Yep, he was playing for the Town N’ Country Packers under the alias Chad Jordan in the Tampa Bay Youth Football League.
Once again, he’s 21. Jebus.


Steve Hegarty, the Hillsborough School District Spokesman, said that Threatts showed up at Webb Middle School on Tuesday and when trying to register, told school officials that he was homeless.
Via Tampa Bay Online:

According to Hegarty, Webb Principal Marcos Murillo walked through the cafeteria at that point and saw Threatts. Hegarty said Murillo told him, “He looks too old to be in middle school.”

Ya think? Threatts was arrested later Tuesday on trespassing charges.
When Town ‘N Country Packers athletic director Ray McCloud learned that there was a 21-year-old man playing in his league, he called a meeting and confronted Threatts:

“I brought him into this room with seven of our board members and coaches and said, ‘Come on now, tell us the truth, who are you?’ ” McCloud said. “He looked me right in the eye and said, ‘I swear I am who I say I am. I’m Chad Jordan.’

“This guy had us all fooled. I mean this guy acted just like a little kid. Everything about him was a little kid. … He’s a total scam artist.”

Yeah, everything about him was just like a little kid. Except for the part where he had a 5 o’clock shadow at 10 o’clock in the morning, buys his teammates liquor with a real I.D. and insists his favorite musician is Sisqo.
Unbelievable.
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Man, 21, posed as 14, school officials say [Tampa Bay Online]
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  1. Beavis - Aug 29, 2010 at 3:46 AM

    ** Comment removed due to low IQ **

  2. damiya - Aug 29, 2010 at 8:22 AM

    wow are u on the real this is two lame cuz i am 15 and i acn go for seventeen um ever heard of a back ground check and i thought webb was cool

  3. Sam - Aug 29, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    He’s black. He probably couldn’t get a job……

  4. Jim Davis - Aug 29, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    Why on earth do you print such foul language as that used by BEAVIS ? Do you think it’s necessary?

  5. butthead - Aug 29, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    Now Sam, you didn’t have to get nasty and say that! We already knew that.

  6. Dennis - Aug 29, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    This is for “SAM”…! What planet r u from? What year r u n? Have some optimism…he may even be able to get a job as , o’ s a-a-y-y-y, “PRESIDENT”, of the United States!!!! Maybe that’s a bit outta reach for a, “Black Man!”…Ya Think! Or maybe he can work @ my company…I mean I work there and if we employ one black we may hire another!!!! Jeeezzz!

  7. joj - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    yeah if he was white he obviously would have tried to touch the little boys.

  8. MrTwobit - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    It took him this long to learn the playbook.

  9. rabbit1057 - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    Mental health check please.

  10. janwhite - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    I am constantly amazed at the negative language that is used by those giving their opinions. English is a good language but it is being abused consistently. You show your ignorance by using bad language and it diminishes your opinion. And sarcasm also shows ignorance. People need to make positive comments and improve on the subject. Regarding the man wanting to join a middleschool program, it sounds like he needs to have his head examined.

  11. Eddie - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    Sam, Dennis et al, you are a bunch of racists.

  12. Happster - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    Another fine, upstanding african american.

  13. JustSayinInCO - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    Hey janwhite… Try not to complain about abuse of the English language, and then turn around and start a sentence with “And”.

  14. KJ - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    Who let the thought police in? Yes there are quite some vulgarians online, and there’s quite some vulgarians in real life. Good luck cleaning it all up. Sarcasm shows ignorance? Really? And the man needs his head examined? Highly intelligent.

  15. Skunk24 - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    No one hires blacks these days. Only one in 100 can pass the drug test.

  16. Chris - Aug 29, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    It doesn’t appear that you are saying much for Obama if you think this idiot could be President, and to that I couldn’t agree more.bient

  17. Kyle david - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    Actually, sarcasm can be sign of intelligence.

  18. chris - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    so, for the stupidity of someone else making a racist remark YOU have to say something offensive .

  19. Goat Doctor - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    Typical news article comment section.
    Let’s check it out:
    - Morons, check
    - Racists, check
    - Obama haters, check
    - Grammar Nazis, check
    And in only 20 posts. Not bad. So far we’re only missing the hardcore right-wing nuts, but we already have morons, racists, and Obama haters, which are basically the same thing.

  20. Dennis - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    I’m very much amused at your misinterpretation of my statement concerning a black man’s inability to get a job. To further enlighten you and possibly others who share your sentiment, the reply was in no way demeaning to a great man like Pres. Obama. In fact it was a testament to the fact that we have fought long and hard enough in this country to finally have access to the tools allow ANYONE to overcome the many and varied obstacles to being employed and self-sufficient. While it may not be a career to successfully plan for retirement, Mc Donald’s is hiring on a consistent and non-discriminatory basis. Unfortunately, you missed the point.
    Somehow, why am I not surprised!

  21. Goat Doctor - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    Oh I forgot. It’s Sunday morning. They’re all in church learning how to hate Muslims.

  22. Alec Qiunn - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    My god, dude. Learn to spell.

  23. DMAC - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    Never gonna run out of left wing jackasses either who really don’t have the first clue about life or anything else…..what a moron

  24. primo240 - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    So let me see if i got this right. Some dude passes as a middle school kid. The school board members are supposed to be the people in charge of teaching and protecting our kids. Yet instead of you guys talking about this you guys are arguing about bad grammar, “bad words” and racism. Not everybody is perfect and there is alot of racism out there. People! Some grown ass man got into a middle school and posed as a student! Luckily all he wanted was to play football. What happens next time? When some perve sneaks in? lets hope he is not a racist prick who curses and cant spell.
    ps i dont care if my grammar is not all that or if i offend somebody for saying ass.

  25. KPJ - Aug 29, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    To the Rasist Butthole sam and his butt buddy butthead…..All u imbred SOB’s gotta bring race into everything…do u sit around your trailer and think this s–t up. Is it u want to be Black or something. U idiots sit and daydream about us dont u…. Black, White or what this guy is an idiot….Stay on the subject and wash your sheets once and awhile klan member. I bet u smile and chesse with ur Black friends at work and talk crap behind there backs….COWARDS

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