You call that a Mohawk, Bryce Harper?

No, sorry. More like a “Patton Oswalt.”
Bryce Harper took batting practice at Nationals Park today, and the 17-year-old promptly homered five rows deep to right field, a feat rarely accomplished. Later, Nationals.com’s Bill Ladson wrote on Twitter: “Bryce Harper is wearing a Mohawk.”
Well, no he isn’t, really. To be a Mohawk, there has to be a certain level of commitment. To illustrate: Mohawk. Not a Mohawk. Hope this helps.
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Bryce Harper’s “Mohawk” [DC Sports Bog]