If Alfred Hitchcock directed the Bud Selig statue unveiling

We knew that it wouldn’t be long before birds began doing their thing to the new Bud Selig statue which was unveiled on Tuesday at Miller Park. But who knew the first five birds to take a crap on the bronze likeness would be Barry Bonds, Scott Boras, Jose Canseco, Pete Rose and Scott Van Pelt? In a nutshell, those five sum up the reasons Selig should not have a statue, methinks.
By the way, Scott Van Pelt in bird form = nightmare fuel.
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Bud Selig Statue Unveiling [Tauntr]