Miami Dolphins head coach Chan Gailey Tony Sparano has a team policy: No Twitter during practice. (Surprised that has to be spelled out, but anyway …). On Tuesday, however, four tweets appeared on Ricky Williams’ account, during practice. Ouch. Hadn’t Chad Ochocinco just been fined $25,000 for tweeting during a Bengals’ exhibition game? Williams has a defense that may hold up in Dolphin court, however; he says he didn’t write them. The tweets are written in the first person, including the one above, but no one saw him doing it, and that would be hard to hide during practice. So does Williams have a ghost twitterer? Was his account hijacked? Has he written any of his tweets? The answers are shrouded in mystery. Where’s The Mentalist when you actually need him?
A deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change Wednesday.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while enjoying a cold, refreshing Judge Wapner Root Beer …
* MGM Resorts investigating Jordan’s underage son tweeting about his Vegas gambling/club romp.
* Bryant Gumbel may host “unisex version” of The View. Wonderful.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Mark has taken the day off to surf his new favorite site, Hungover Owls.
