First came the rumors that Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods were going to get married once Tiger’s divorce to Elin Nordegren was final. That turned out to be bogus, of course. But that doesn’t mean that one of the two parties wanted it to happen. Accordingto TMZ, Uchitel was waiting outside of the courthouse, in spirit if not actually in body, prepared to marry Woods on the spot once the divorce papers had been signed.
TMZ:
Rachel Uchitel has just told a very close friend … now that Tiger Woods is single, she wants him back and would “give up everything” to get him.
The friend — someone we know spoke to Rachel yesterday — tells TMZ Rachel said … “I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me.”
Rachel added, “I’d give up everything to be with him again.”
Yes Rachel, I’m sure he’ll be reaching out to you very soon … that is, if he never wants to see his kids again (cut to shot of Elin’s lawyers sharpening knives). Look, you’ll always be known as Mistress No. 1. Be thankful for that and move on.
Meanwhile, here are five tips for Tiger as he enters the dating game, from the gals at CrabbyGoLightly.
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Rachel Uchitel Wants Tiger Woods Back [TMZ]
