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What in the hell is going on with the football team from McMinnville, Oregon?

Aug 22, 2010, 11:30 AM EDT

mcminnville.gifBy all accounts, the town of McMinnville, Oregon sounds like a wonderful little slice of Americana. Located 35 miles southwest of Portland, it is the county seat of Yamhill County and is the hometown of children’s author Beverly Cleary and boasts World Series MVP and former Yankee Scott Brosius as one of its residents.
But something sinister has somehow managed to infiltrate the idyllic town: something called “compartment syndrome,” which caused 18 high school football players from McMinnville to be hospitalized last week.
What’s compartment syndrome, you ask? I’m not entirely sure, but according to an AP report, it “caused soreness and swelling in their triceps and high levels of creatine kinase, a protein that can harm the kidneys.” I guess you could say it makes a person’s triceps swell up to such a degree it causes their arms to to resemble Popeye’s bulbous, misshapen arms, only inverted.
Well blow me down!


Ten of the players remain hospitalized and three even required surgery to treat the condition.

Authorities said the cause was not yet known, but the condition can be the result of exercise or the use of certain medications. All but one of the players who became ill worked out last Sunday at the high school’s wrestling room, where one player says the temperature reached 120 degrees.

Yamma hamma. Apparently, the workout was a component of first-year coach Jeff Kearin’s “immersion camp.” Below is video of Senior Jake Montgomery, 17, a linebacker and fullback, describing his experience after Sunday’s practice (via The Oregonian):


Yikes. That doesn’t sound fun at all. What brand of perverted science is this coach practicing? Although I do wonder if eating some spinach would have prevented the outbreak. Or maybe, just maybe, if one of the players would have said “That’s all I can stands, cuz I can’t stands n’more!” to the coach’s practice regimen, maybe this bizarre situation could have been averted.
Okay, that does it with the Popeye references. I agree the reference was kind of stretch to begin with, but I yam what I yam and that’s all what I yam.
Oops. Sorry about that.
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18 Ore. football players hospitalized after camp [AP]
Hospitalized McMinnville football player talks about his arm pain [The Oregonian]

  1. Quack Mr. Ducksworth - Aug 23, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Took too much creatine. Alot of high school football players take the stuff, and I would assume alot don’t totally understand what they are taking.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartment_syndrome

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