Morning Tweet: God is not amused by your Tiger Woods T-shirt

… or perhaps he is. Who am I to speak for Him? Well, at least the kid wasn’t wearing this shirt. What we seem to have forgotten in this whole Tiger saga is that he’s supporting an entire cottage industry of rogue T-shirt makers. One of my favorites is the “WRWERET (Windermere Rear Window Emergency Response Extraction Team)” shirt, which I’ve seen, but have not be able to successfully photograph. And then there’s this now-famous shirt, suitable for waiting around in airports.
Amusing Tiger Woods T-shirts help keep America strong. With Tiger’s help, we will get this economy rolling again.
Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of “Lassie” before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don’t think he deserved a series for that.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while bailing out mom yet again …

* Highlights from the Danish Rabbit Hopping Championships. You’re welcome.

* Rapper Bow Wow loses $100,000 on single Madden NFL bet.

* Miami Dolphins’ water park to include a “swim with the fish area.” They used to just call that “the ocean.”

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Yeah, well when that Acme Rocket Sled kit finally arrives, we’ll see who’s faster.