Relentless Joslyn James stripping near PGA Champ. as we speak
Aug 12, 2010, 11:30 AM EDT
Alleged porn star mistress Joslyn James, speaking to WISN-TV in Milwaukee on Tiger Woods’ golf woes since his comeback: “It’s called karma.” Whoa.
Of course, karma has a little help. James has once again been booked at a strip joint which is only a few miles from where Woods is trying to play golf. This time it’s the Silk Exotic Gentlemen’s Club in Milwaukee where she’ll be all this week, just up the freeway from beautiful Whistling Straits, where Tiger is attempting to get it together at the PGA Championship.
James says, however, that she’s not intentionally following Tiger.
She claims she is not following Woods around the country, but that clubs keep booking her when he is in town.
“They kind of have either a golf situation or he’s competing at a tournament nearby,” Wisn.com quoted James as saying.
James said that she would be performing her signature routine while in Milwaukee, wearing a green jacket symbolizing the Masters tournament, which Woods has won four times.
“I think it’s my funnest show because it kind of sets me free and kind of lets me let go of him and move on like I have.”
Video here.
Imagine the worst mistake you’ve ever made in your life. Say that you, for example, cheated on your taxes. After the audit and the fine, imagine that there’s an IRS agent who follows you on every business trip, doing interviews with the local media about how much of a scumbag you are. Welcome to Tiger’s world. No wonder he now sucks at golf.
Now, imagine that the IRS agent is a stripper. Sorry, I see I’ve gone too far. Anyway, this whole thing is disgusting. James should be ashamed of … wait, bottom-right corner of ad … complimentary hors d’oeuvres? YES!
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- Javie - Aug 12, 2010 at 1:41 PM
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Is this guy a “real” sports writer? It’s the PGA Championship not the US Open, dill-weed.
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- Anton C. - Aug 12, 2010 at 2:35 PM
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I love the typo in the first sentence:
“Alleged porn star mistress Joslyn James, spe3aking [SIC] to WISN-TV in Milwaukee on Tiger Woods’ golf woes since his comeback: “It’s called karma.” Whoa.”
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- shenlee - Aug 12, 2010 at 6:14 PM
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Obviously Ms. James is a very educated woman. That would be a reference to her use of the “funnest” show. The last time I checked there is NO SUCH WORD in the English language. Please won’t someone help this woman!!
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- StakeX - Aug 12, 2010 at 7:18 PM
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Yeah this is getting old and all… but Woods brought every single thing like this that happen on himself, and can blame no one else. he had the world in his hands and pissed it away, so he deserves what ever happens and has to deal with the fallout. You know what they say, when you lay down with dogs you get up with flees… and this is a great example.
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- Rick Chandler - Aug 12, 2010 at 7:38 PM
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Maybe it wasn’t a typo. Maybe that’s how I think the word is spelled.
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- Eric Lonie Walker - Aug 13, 2010 at 1:19 AM
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Joslyn James is a fame hungry whore who is a pathological liar saying she isn’t “following” Tiger around. The skank could easily say “No, not that week”. It’s not like she’s a slave and has to do what she is told. Then again, she did sleep with a married man willingly and now she is the “victim”
Shut up and dance whore! Tiger screwed up in biblical porportions, but she is living off the infamy of it and making money by admitting to being a whore.
There is one victim in all this, Elin, who gets to read about Rachel Uchitel getting a reality show and this skank spinning on a pole where he’s playing. Hey, why didn’t Gloria Allred come to Elin’s defense? She’s the victim, not a publicity hungry tramp who for the record is kind of not very attractive. Oh, that’s right, Allred the pimpette wasn’t allowed to publicly whore Elin out and wasn’t interested in the “emotional damage” she suffered, unlike Rachel Uchitel when it was revealed she was a mistress.
There is really something wrong with everyone involved in this tragic story of Elin Woods’ life being shattered.
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- major - Aug 13, 2010 at 2:08 AM
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Yeah Anton C. C who looks bad now! Dont be messin with Rick “The Handler” Chandler. The end.
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- Doocon - Aug 13, 2010 at 8:27 AM
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Do you think Eldrick caught her show then basked in afterglow in the horny, er, ah, honeymoon suite at the No Tell Motel?
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- SonofCalifornia - Aug 13, 2010 at 12:24 PM
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Funnest is a word—\
Main Entry: 3fun
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): sometimes fun·ner; sometimes fun·nest
Date: circa 1846
1 : providing entertainment, amusement, or enjoyment
2 : full of fun : pleasant
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- SuxForElin - Aug 13, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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Couldn’t agree more.
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- Oliver R. Baker - Aug 13, 2010 at 6:36 PM
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Eldrick Who? All that talent and not enough sense to realise that special rules do not apply for high profile athletes. He has determined his own legacy; and just like Clinton’s, it’s semen stains where they do not belong. Joslyn James is no different from his sponsors – except she’s getting a free ride on the name.
