If we learn anything from the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar, it’s that LeBron James Jr. shoots right-handed, like hid dad. Oh, and also, LeBron’s girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, thinks that moving to Miami is kind of dumb. From her interview with the magazine, which hits newsstands Aug. 17:
“Personally, Miami was not my favorite place. Vacationing there is great. You go for three days and get some sun and it’s time to go home,” his longtime girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, tells the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar, on newsstands Aug. 17.
“It will definitely be an adjustment, but we’ll make it,” she adds. “We’re not complaining. Whatever LeBron felt was comfortable, I’m with him. I just love him so much.”
Oh, don’t we all. Same article:
“A person like myself always needs a great sidekick and a person you can rely on no matter the circumstances. And she’s that,” James tells the magazine. “She’s got my back, and I love her for that.”
“Sidekick,” hmm. So Brinson is Aquaboy to your Aquaman? When does she get promoted to “partner”?
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter Monday, Monday will be cut.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while being pursued by violent bodybuilding midgets …
* Mike Tyson spotted backstage at Tom Jones concert. I’m pretty sure that’s the first time that sentence has ever been typed.
* The naked roller coaster record has been broken. Now some lucky employee gets to disinfect the seats.
* President Obama assembles an NBA Dream Team to benefit wounded troops.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Panel 3: “Mommy, why are we so crudely drawn? And why does daddy have a gun rack in the living room?”
