Hopefully these vuvuzelas in Tampa Bay were just residual products of the infamous Florida Marlins promotion in June, when the evil horns were actually distributed to fans during that team’s series with the Rays. Still, it’s disturbing to learn that two major league stadiums have been infested. Environmentalists can tell you that once a non-native species of fish is introduced to a river or lake, they can quickly take over unless eradicated immediately. This needs to happen in MLB, before the plastic annoyance trumpet migrates northward.
It’s not exactly easy to smuggle one of these things into a stadium; they need to be banned. Bud Selig, make yourself useful for once. God, all we need is for Dick Vitale to get a hold of one.
Yes! There is violence in Chicago. But not by me, and not by anybody who works for me, and I’ll tell you why because it’s bad for Tuesday.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while using the world’s oldest dog to search for the world’s oldest woman …
* Driving erratically, under the influence of drugs and dating one of your 14-year-old basketball players is no way to go through life, son.
* High school wrestling coach blows a .241 percent BAC after DUI stop … I think we have a record!
* Bieber, Swift crushing competition in Bowling Hall of Fame vote.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Some of Mark’s hair seems to be making a break for it.
