Morning Tweet: Here's your photo of Shaq bowling with Justin Bieber

As disturbing an image as this is — Shaquille O’Neal amidst a sea of 12-year-old girls screaming for Justin Bieber — this is even worse. Here’s Shaq and Justin on a bowling date. In Las Vegas. I hope this is for his TV show, Shaq Vs., because otherwise I’m going to have to declare this the biggest Shaquille O’Neal Jump the Shark moment, surpassing Kazaam.
Fun fact: At 38, O’Neal is now the oldest active player in the NBA. Nothing like going bowling with your dad.
Boris: I have no fear of the gallows.
Father: No?
Boris: No. Why should I? They’re going to shoot me.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

ShaveMate: Screw everything, we’re going six blades …

* Oh no! Jay Z is mad at LeBron! (Goes back to watching cartoons).

* The vendor inspection reports are in. Remind me to brown-bag it a Tropicana Field.

* Rick Pitino extortion trial begins today. (Man bursts into courtroom) “Yes, I admit it … I killed her! But I had no choice! I … wait … isn’t this Epstein vs. Epsetin?”

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Let’s go everyone; follow the bird!