Sure the Miami Heat reached out to you, Stephon Marbury, sure they did
Jul 24, 2010, 10:30 AM EDT
Whoever the wise man was who came up with the phrase, “Crazy as a s**thouse rat,” he undoubtedly had no idea that someone like Stephon Marbury would come along and completely ruin his apt simile depicting the obscene level of insanity that is achievable, given the right circumstances.
Marbury, now 33 and currently toiling away in exile while playing for the Shanxi Zhongyu Brave Dragons of the Chinese Basketball League informed members of the Chinese media that yeah, he was contacted by the Miami Heat, who were interested in availing themselves of his whacked-out, unstable services and have him play along the Miami Thrice or whatever irritating moniker is currently being used for them.
Via the New York Daily News:
(The Heat) “wanted a point guard,” Marbury told the People’s Daily of China, adding that he was contacted by Miami through the NBA Player’s Association. “But I don’t think a point guard would do much in the team as they’ve already had the three guys.”
Sure, that might have happened. And the next thing you know, monkeys are going to start flying out of my butt.
Sorry, Starbury, I ain’t buying what you’re selling. Unless you got some of those crazy pills you have been taking for the past 12 years lying around. Those might be of some value.
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Stephon Marbury says he was contacted about playing with Dwyane Wade, LeBron James on Miami Heat [New York Daily News]
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- terry - Jul 25, 2010 at 7:34 AM
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- Shaq - Jul 28, 2010 at 1:06 PM
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You sure you weren’t smoking that weed while you were writing this trash?. You should work for yahoo sports so that i can file this properly in the right basket, the trash basket that is. Marbury can still out play 90 percent of the guards in the NBA now. bad article all around. Your the Ru-paul of sports writers lol.