I suppose the real question is, why not cover your golf bag with inspiring Twitter messages from your fans? Can you imagine Tiger Woods using one of these? (Actually I can; if all the tweets were from former mistresses. That would be awesome, as Kevin from The Office would say). Actually, call Cink the anti-Tiger; he’s a down-to-earth, personable, eternally sunny personality in a sport that desperately needs that. He’s got 1.2 million Twitter followers, and I’ve never seen a pro athlete who interacts with his fans online as much as he does. And he’s a pretty good golfer; he won the British Open last year, did he not?
Looking over the bag, however, and I don’t see my recent tweet. It was a hilarious dirty limerick I learned during a trip to Scotland. It’s probably inside that zippered pouch.
Friday. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s leash.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while finally getting your dog a cell phone …
* All-Star Game TV ratings lowest in years. See, this is what happens when you let the National League win.
* A beer pong lawsuit? Awesome.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL
Humans are encroaching on the mountain lion habitat? I’ll say; this entire episode occured in my back yard.
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- Chimpanzee Rage - Jul 16, 2010 at 10:10 AM
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Whomever wrote them on the bag has some impossibly good handwriting.
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- ron - Jul 16, 2010 at 11:31 AM
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rick chandler is a complete idiot. he can not write a decent article about sports unless he puts something negative about tiger in it. what the hell does cinks tweets have to do with tiger. rick, you have a problem. get some help to remove tigers every move from your life. the only thing i can imagine is that you are a total moron who cant write.
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- phillas - Jul 16, 2010 at 11:42 AM
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Rick likes to Capitalize on current events.
