Yeah, this banner headline and this photo are supposed to be teasing two different stories. But it doesn’t really come off that way at first glance, now does it? San Mateo County Times, I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns.
Yep, Justin Bieber in Oakland on Saturday; which means for once there will be screaming at the Oracle Arena that doesn’t involve Andris Biedrins missing free throws. An excerpt from the preview in the San Francisco Chronicle:
Wear earplugs. There will be screaming and lots of it. From tweens and probably their mothers. High-pitched and horny.
Yes, exactly like a Warriors game.
Meanwhile …
He’s referring to this. Yes, I suppose that to a 16-year-old, something that happened in 2008 would be considered a “classic.”
“People always ask me, Tiger, how do you do it? And my answer is: Shut up. I’m Tiger Woods, and I ask the questions.”
Oh, what Ferrell could have done with that bit this year.
