Morning Tweet: A night on the town with Ochocinco always ends at Starbucks

It’s been quite a while since we’ve checked in with Chad Ochocinco here at Morning Tweet, mostly because his Twitter shtick has become so self aggrandizing and contrived. But this incident appears to be real. Apparently, Ocho got into a brawl with a bouncer at a Manhattan night club when he was refused admittance without ID. But Ocho claims he didn’t go all Pac-Man in the incident, and that police agreed that the bouncer was the aggressor. Subsequent tweets:

Aww man NYPD is so awesome we are all headed to Starbucks after we drop the bouncer off at the police station for assault on me.

Then to Roger Goodell:

@nflcommish Dad everything is ok here in NY, I have the situation under control, I turned the other cheek but he kept provoking me, thanks.

Then, this morning:

Beautiful morning, headed to do Fox n Friends, anybody else up this early.

Going from a heavyweight bout to sparring with lightweights in less than 12 hours. Impressive, Chad.
You still don’t understand, Dillon, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants Monday.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while suing the Australian government for damage to your throat due to shouting at your students …

* Do you get the feeling like I do that if things aren’t going exactly his way and he’s sure he’s not going to win, Lance Armstrong just crashes on purpose?

* Michael Vick stands up kids at his own football camp?

* Today’s Running of the Bulls results: Bulls 3, Idiots 0.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Well-known outdoors fact: Deer are easily startled by telephone ransom demands.