I would have said the idea of Ron Artest keeping in frequent contact with his dedicated (and hopefully well-compensated) mental health professional, but after following his antics on Twitter this past week, it’s safe to say it is probably a necessity. A sampling:
* I never eat bologne It’s bi sexual
* Basically this wolf got me by the balls with his teeth He says he wants chitlins
*I feed a lion cow butt with 50 prunes And liquid colon cleanser He was taking a dump for a hr straight He saw but everytime he tried cont.
* U ever seen a dog with frog feet Me either Just askin
* Goodmorning ! I’m up Bout to unscramble my eggs Piss out orange juice And take a dump
One word: awesome.I imagine most of these tweets are somewhat contrived, but still: Ron Artest’s insanity truly is a gift that keeps on giving. (H/T Sports Pickle)
Saturdays can really kick your ass. I only have a vague recollection of when they weren’t kickin’ mine.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT…
What you missed while taping a dog to the refrigerator…
* Oh no! LeBron James is reportedly “furious” over Cavs owner Dan Gilbert’s comically-unhinged letter. I hope Gilbert somehow finds a way to sleep at night.
* Speaking of negative emotions, the Yankees are reportedly “livid” with the Mariners for trading Cliff Lee to the Rangers and not them. The nerve of some organizations!
* Phil Mickelson had a quintuple bogey nine Friday at the Scottish Open, causing him to miss the cut and preventing him once again from claiming the overall #1 ranking.
* The Onion Headline of the Day: Recently Married Man Ready To Start Dating Again
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YESTERDAY IN MARY WORTH:
Poor Mary. She’s so lonely…and clearly horny as all get out.
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- william gilmore - Jul 10, 2010 at 10:36 AM
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i can not believe what LeBron did he just became pippen he can win 10 championships but he will be the superstar that had to do it the easy way the one hero i had in sports let me down i hope he wins and gets every thing his heart desires but he will be defined as the king who had to give up his crown to win and had to do it in somebody’s court it would of been better for him go to new jersey or new york D WADE gonna look good pat gonna look good but bron gonna like he could not do it on his own it would of been better if they would came to cleveland or a neutral court
