O.J. Simpson is, apparently, planning to get married in prison. Hmm, I wonder if he’ll invite that Aryan gang that wanted to off him? It’s always a problem figuring out what to get O.J. for a wedding gift, I know. Added to the dilemma is the fact that he’s getting hitched to someone he has never actually met in person. It’s a prison pen-pal, according to a magazine called the Globe, and she’s sent him pictures. The Globe claims that the woman looks like the late Nicole Brown Simpson. I would expect nothing less creepy from such a story.
According to The Globe, the former football player fell for the “young blonde” called Anna despite never meeting her in person.
“They’ve been writing to each other for a while now,” a source said.
“She sent him her photo, and he just flipped for her.”
In case you haven’t been keeping up with his exploits at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada (here it is in possibly the least helpful Google Map image I’ve ever seen), O.J. in recent months has been bored out of his mind, has taken up baseball, and is being treated like royalty by a posse of transsexuals.
He’s doing a minimum hitch of nine years for armed robbery and kidnapping in an ill-conceived sports memorabilia heist.
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O.J. Simpson to Wed a Pen Pal He Has Never Met Behind Bars [Peace FM]
O.J. Simpson Getting Married Behind Bars [BV Black Spin]
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- Scott - Jul 9, 2010 at 4:35 PM
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Don’t get him steak knives as a wedding present.
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- Williebobo - Jul 9, 2010 at 4:59 PM
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I wonder if he’ll be allowed th o have conjugal visits.
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- Auzziegirl - Jul 9, 2010 at 6:17 PM
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Scott, that is really funny.
What else can one say, under the circumstances?
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- berni swanson - Jul 9, 2010 at 6:33 PM
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o.j. is allowed to get married in prison? good luck to the woman who is the bride – how much money will she use while oj is in prison ? i don’t think it is a very good idea — should not be
allowed – more problems to add to the situation –
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- Ray Jack - Jul 10, 2010 at 12:20 PM
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A splendid idea and a win-win situation for everyone….now SHE can take over O.J’s endless quest to find “the real killers”of Nicole and Ron………always thinking O.J !……well done old boy !
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- lance link - Jul 14, 2010 at 5:36 PM
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o.j. simpson did not hurt anyone in Nevada. He got a screwing from a tight-assed local hillbilly jury, plain and simple! Five years would have been plenty.
Let OJ out very soon! He has done enough time. He wants to enjoy the years he has remaining playing golf, partying with friends, visiting with family, etc.
He has plenty of money to fullfill his dreams! why torture this man?
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- Andrea C. - Jul 16, 2010 at 10:35 PM
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Lance~ Just is case you don’t remember~He KILLED his Wife & another person! He got away with murder! This time, he got more than he deserved~granted~But it doesn’t even come close to what he would have gotten if convicted of double man-slaugher! Think about it! So he is a Sports Celeb..Does that make him “above the Law?” It seems to make a difference when it really matters, doesn’t it?
