All Nancy Kerrigan can say about it is “Why? Why? Whyyyyy???”
Sorry guys, but it’s true: Tonya Harding is off the market. I know, I know, it’s hard to accept, but you will have to instead now set your sights on an available lass of similar breeding and refinement of the former figure skater/boxer/carnival sideshow. But don’t give up hope, Mrs. Right is out there, she’s out there. And hey, the Dream came true for Joseph Jens Price when he committed to committing marital relations with Ms. Harding. Er, Mrs. Price, I mean. I guess what I am getting at is they are doing the nastiest of nasty in Yacolt, Washington. Yeah.
Via MSNBC:
Deputy Auditor Karen Updike told The Columbian newspaper that she issued a marriage license to the 39-year-old Harding and 42-year-old Joseph Jens Price on June 23.
The auditor’s office said it received the signed license back on Tuesday that showed the wedding had taken place.
Updike described Price as a “real nice, blue collar-type guy.”
“She kept saying she was sorry he was late,” Updike told the newspaper. “She was very nice, appreciative. They were a very nice couple.”
Well, allow me to wish the very best to the newlyweds. May their life together be filled with joy, love and the absence of any police baton-wielding goons. Just one thing Mr. and Mrs. Price: no – gulp – wedding night videos, alright?
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Tonya Harding marries ‘blue collar-type guy’ [MSNBC]
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- Ed - Jul 3, 2010 at 5:07 PM
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She cuts his legs with a baton on the Wedding night and now he cannot skate!
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- Bobby Townsend - Jul 3, 2010 at 5:30 PM
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I see she has been working out with the weights.
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- Whatever - Jul 3, 2010 at 10:36 PM
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Leave her the f**k alone already it’s been 20 years. When does she get a chance at redemption according to you?
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- severn - Jul 3, 2010 at 10:51 PM
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Not Even family member’s knew…
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- SpankMonkey - Jul 4, 2010 at 12:20 PM
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Check out the guns. Unfortunately she looks like she been rode hard and put up wet a few too many times. Cut her some slack. She found someone that would tap her.
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- jj - Jul 5, 2010 at 10:37 AM
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Never – what she did was heinous. She deserves to be bagged on for at least another 50 years. You her mother?
If not, move to the back of the bus, more important people getting on.
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- Pepperoni92 - Jul 5, 2010 at 11:38 AM
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Why does she even bother shaving those armpits.
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- Ray - Jul 5, 2010 at 12:41 PM
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Let me see here, Michael Vick fights and kills pit bulls and is now again a beloved quarterback, but Tonya Harding gets another person to whack Nancy Kerrigans’ knees and people are still going on about it.
Seems to me their is a little bit of disparity here.
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- anonymous coward - Jul 5, 2010 at 4:20 PM
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Honestly, that doesn’t look like working out with weights. It looks like working out with CUTLERY.
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- suzeley - Jul 9, 2010 at 10:26 PM
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No matter what, I will always remember seeing in person an adorable 6-year-old at a competition in Sun Valley, Idaho, and being overwhelmed by her incredible talent.
