What’s less popular at this point: LeBron James free agency speculation, or the vuvuzela? Both are incessant, annoying sounds produced by lunkheads. The only question is, which will die first? The World Cup ends on July 11, when Uruguay plays Paraguay for the championship (that’s what my witch doctor told me). After that, the only time you’ll hear the vuvuzela is at Marlins games. Will James be signed by then? If you listen to Lakers assistant coach Brian Shaw tell it, LeBron isn’t going anywhere; Shaw recently interviewed for the Cavs’ coaching vacancy, and said management didn’t have any type of a Plan B if James were to leave. Or if they did, it was locked in an underground bunker.
But enough of that. We’ve got crayons carved in the likenesses of six soccer stars! You’re welcome.
I don’t believe in Fridays. Nope, I’ve still got my saber, Reverend. Didn’t beat it into no plowshare, neither.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while protecting your Lucky Charms …
* Did Padres raise the gay flag at Petco on Thursday? Anyone know?
* Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom to get their own reality show. If you call that reality.
* A Knicks-Nets billboard war? That could be amusing.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Talking geese? Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines.
