After thinking long and hard about it, porn star Devon James has figured out a way to further humiliate her nine-year-old son. James — who you may know as Tiger Woods mistress No. 15 — has announced that she’s going to start a boxing career. And by the way, she’s looking for an opponent. Your move, Jose Canseco.
James’ previous gambit was to claim that her son was fathered by Woods, when the two first hooked up in 2001. Well, that didn’t work; DNA tests proved Woods is not the father. Damn you, modern science! (James shakes fist, like Lex Luthor cursing Superman).
The date and place has even been schedules for James’ ring debut, even though there is as of yet no opponent. The event, sponsored by the Celebrity Wrestling Federation, takes place on July 30 in Atlantic City, at 9 p.m. (exact venue not mentioned). Prospective opponents should contact CWF at celebritywrestlingfederation@gmail.com. This is true.
What kind of an organization is CFW? Their last “high-proflie” bout featured Michelle ‘Bombshell” McGee vs. “adult film actress” Gina Lynn earlier this month. And to give you another idea of what we’re dealing wit here, CWF founder Damon Feldman was hospitalized on a 72-hour hold last week after attempting to commit suicide. Who took him to the hospital? Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael.
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Tiger Woods Mistress Stepping Into Boxing Ring And Looking For Opponent [Radar Online]
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- gail - Jun 28, 2010 at 1:22 PM
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There are already reports that this skank had DNA tests done a few years ago and there’s a bloke with a 99.99% chance to be the father, and it’s not Tiger. We know that Woods is obviously a poor excuse for a husband and maybe a bad father as well, but these gross chicks like the two James’ sisters are every bit as bad in my opinion. First, they knew he was married but want an apology for hopping in the sack with him. Next, they want money and are willing to lie about everything to get it. Then, they go to the tournaments where he’s playing to try and cash in on his celebrity. Can you imagine what he thinks of himself for getting messed up with these pigs? I’m sure he thinks worse of himself than we do, if for no other reason than his choice of women when he could have had any of them he wanted….
