On one hand, the “someone took my phone and used it to hack my Twitter account” defense sounds pretty far-fetched, and probably wouldn’t hold up in court. The Nuggets’ Ty Lawson, who on Monday drew some criticism for the Tweet above about the Kardashian sisters, should have probably just tried to cut his losses and apologize without inventing an elaborate story about how his phone was kidnapped. On the other hand, though; have you looked through the tweets on Lawson’s account? The one on the top here, if written by him, is the only one that’s the least bit funny or unique. Perhaps he really didn’t write it. After all, stranger things have happened with lost cell phones.
The greatest trick Friday ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while watching Dances With Alligators, the movie …
* Reaction around the country to Landon Donovan’s goal is similar to when we discovered how to blow up the alien spaceships in Independence Day.
* But if Calipari had five players chosen in the first round of the NBA draft, why the hell didn’t he win a national title?
* British grade school has to send home a bunch of students for racist chants while watching World Cup game.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
“To demonstrate the dangers of lightning, we’ve locked the family pet outside during a terrible thunderstorm.”
