Morning Tweet: Jemele Hill is all about free hotel room porn, baby

Bow chicka bow wow indeed, Ms. Hill. While you may be familiar with Jemele Hill’s work on ESPN’s First Take, among other shows, you more than likely heard about her courtesy of her more controversial acts, including when she asserted in a column that rooting for the Celtics is akin to claiming Hitler was a victim (although the column was pulled, here’s her apology). Yowsers.
Some people bemoan the role that Twitter is playing in the further and continued degradation of society, but honestly, I don’t want to live in a world where I am prevented from knowing that Jemele Hill just be hunkering down to watch Slutty Sorority Girls 23 tonight. Good times. Heady times.
A very Happy Father’s Day to all of you dads out there. Hope you enjoyed your breakfast pizza in bed as much as I did. Delicious. And for those of you who are still fortunate enough to have their fathers around, give him a call. Prison can be a lonely place.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT…
What you missed while not being able to swing a dead cat without hitting a broken freezer filled with 100 dead cats…
* Rest in peace, Manute Bol.
* In a game with more ups and downs and ins and outs than a movie watched by Jemele Hill in her hotel room, the Twins storm back with five runs in the 9th to tie and go on to beat the Phillies 13-10 in 11 innings.
* 5.2 million people watched the United States-Slovenia match on Friday.
* The Onion Headline of the Day: Phil Mickelson Reluctantly Uses Golf Club Kids Made For Father’s Day Present

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL…
This coming week is Lightning Awareness Week. No go out and play golf in some thunderstorms.