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Morning Tweet: Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill

Jun 17, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

What does a major league team do to kick-start a moribund offense against the defending world champs? Chase Utley, obviously a big fan of the movie Major League, figured voodoo would do the trick. Here’s the ceremony he came up with in the Phillies’ locker room prior to Game 2 against the Yankees in the Bronx (with video). After losing 8-3 on Tuesday, Philadelphia collected a triple and two homers and beat New York, 6-3, on Wednesday. Bats no longer afraid.
Game 3 tonight. If you see Utley with a live chicken, walk the other way.
So, an eerie start for the Erie warriors as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. The post game show is brought to you by … Thursday.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

What you missed while diligently patrolling the beach during the oil spill …

* Six errors, including four in the ninth inning. Yes, it’s the Pirates.

* Vuvuzelas officially banned … from Wimbledon.

* Roger Clemens is back … shall pitch again.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL
Didn’t Mark Trail used to appear in this comic strip?