Good vibrations? French World Cup team received shipment of sex toys

Oh la la, amirite? If France’s World Cup team was feeling a little lonely without their WAGs around to cater to their every sensual whim, they are undoubtedly getting a little “relief,” so to speak, courtesy of French sex toy company Sexypriv. Via The Sun:

The saucy gift packs included condoms, massage oil and fluffy pink handcuffs.

A spokesman said: “We sent special Sexy France relaxation packs to Raymond and his players to stimulate their senses and motivate them to win the World Cup.”

Very nice. Even better, the players were able to procure their pleasure products without the uncomfortableness one inevitably experiences when walking out of an adult shop with a bag full of goodies. And the stares from slack-jawed gawkers? Horrible. Is it so wrong for a man to see how “lifelike” his new blow-up doll really is while heading home on a city bus? Sure, wearing pants might help alleviate some of the awkwardness, but still. Give it a rest, people. Not that I would know anything about that kind of stuff.
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They’re toying with the French [The Sun]