Mankind has often feared what would happen if alleged Tiger Woods mistresses and Jesse James mistresses joined their powers to make one evil supergroup. Could anyone stop them? (Superman conveniently plans trip to Krypton that weekend). I know that conventional weapons, and probably antibiotics, would be virtually useless. Well, like the Gulf Oil Spill, this creeping threat is now very real, people. Tiger girlfriends Joslyn James, Devon James and Holly Sampson will soon join power rings with Jesse James Mistress No. 2, Melissa Smith, who will all appear together at the “eXXXtacy 2010″ porn convention in Chicago next month. Anyone going? We’d love pictures.
But that’s only the beginning of the fun.
The Chicago convention will kick off a multi-city stripper tour for the foursome. Joslyn’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, told TMZ that she has booked them for the next few months. Rodriguez, who was a mistress of actor David Boreanaz, will also participate.
As TMZ put it, it’s kind of a Stripper Legion of Doom.
Meanwhile, here’s Joslyn with West Ham United striker Carlton Cole. His consolation prize for not making the English National team? Make of it what you will.
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Tiger and Jesse’s Nightmare — The Mistress Tour [TMZ]
Mistresses Joslyn James, Devon James, Holly Sampson join Jesse James Mistresses at event [PrimeWriter]
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- Whogivesarip - Jun 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM
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Honestly. Other than those who are entertained by pornographym WHO CARES ??
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- sydney - Jun 11, 2010 at 6:34 AM
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Who cares!! Move on!!!
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- Jono - Jun 11, 2010 at 8:50 AM
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If these writers will stop writing about these BIMBOS, maybe their 15 minutes of fame will fade away, and we can move on.
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- RDF - Jun 11, 2010 at 10:37 AM
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It’s obvious the only thing these Whohs have going for them is between the ankles because they obviously have no moral sense either. Anything for a buck. Piranhas!
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- JimA - Jun 11, 2010 at 1:58 PM
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If Tiger can keep making his millions as nothing has happened in his white washed world…then why can’t these low life ladies do the same ?
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- JEG - Jun 11, 2010 at 2:25 PM
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Ain’t that the truth! And wasn’t it Tiger who called them and made them famous?
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- joe - Jun 11, 2010 at 8:28 PM
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tramps whores get aids and die
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- Raymond - Jun 12, 2010 at 8:04 AM
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What is the schedule of their Mistress Tour? I would like to reserve a hotel room, so I can get one mistress to come back and be my b**** for the night. I’ll either use my pitching wedge or low rider.
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- Fast Eddy - Jun 12, 2010 at 1:11 PM
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So it is official now. He is a slug, and she is a slut. Who cares? Why would anybody watch these two?
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- Fast Eddy - Jun 12, 2010 at 1:14 PM
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Correction: They are sluts..!!
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- alicia - Jun 12, 2010 at 9:33 PM
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Incredibly Brave Women! Let’s hope More mistresses do the same. Tough Luck, boys! they got the shaft one way, now they get revenge. What next, Lora Bobbitt?
