'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' (as sung by drunk guy rolled out of park in wheelchair)
May 29, 2010, 10:30 AM EDT
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Take me out to the ball game,
Then roll me out of the crowd;
Brought me some rubbing alcohol in a whiskey flask,
I don’t care if they give me Ipecac,
Let me droop, droop, droop in the wheelchair,
If I don’t soil myself, it’s a shock.
For it’s one, two, three strikes, I blacked out,
At the old ball game.
[H/T for video to Busted Coverage]