One can hardly blame Orioles outfielder Adam Jones for his frustration after being detained by Canadian immigration officials on Thursday night, but as you can see to the right, Jones was apparently particularly frustrated by the fact the Orioles didn’t appear to check in on him and offer assistance. Big League Stew noticed that the tweet quickly disappeared and now the status of Jones’ Twitter account is protected. What happened? Who took down the tweet? More importantly, who privatized his Twitter account? Jones himself? The Orioles? Overreaching Canadians? The ghost of Michael Jackson? Quite the conundrum which I am far too lazy and disinterested to investigate or unravel. It’s Memorial Day weekend, for Pete’s sake.
Saturday! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
ABOUT LAST NIGHT…
What you missed while infecting yourself with a nasty computer virus…
* Dwyane Wade’s wife has fired the ninth attorney who has represented her in the Wade’s bitter divorce proceeding. They always say the tenth is the charm.
* Game 5 hero Ron Artest has been fined by the Los Angeles Lakers for showing up late to practice on Friday. Same ol’ Ron.
* After getting traded to the team just weeks ago, LenDale White has been released by the Seattle Seahawks.
* The Onion Headline of the Day: NHL Needs To Raise $5,000 In 24 Hours If It Wants To Hold Stanley Cup Finals
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL…
I don’t know. If I were a stray dog, I wouldn’t trust this old lady. Something about her shawl rubs me the wrong way.
