And now a haunting, musical ode to Jared Allen's mullet

When Vikings DE Jared Allen cut his trademark mullet recently for his upcoming nuptials, I think a little piece of America fell to the barber shop linoleum as well. As they might say on Seinfeld, it was the end of Independent George. There has not been a fitting tribute to the fallen hair … until now. Tauntr.com now presents the haunting, lyrical, “Mullet In the Wind: RIP Jared Allen’s Mullet.”
“Now you belong to heaven, and the stars spell out your name …”
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Mullet In The Wind: R.I.P., Jared Allen’s Mullet [Tauntr]
Jared Allen’s mullet is no more [Vikings.com]