Reggie Bush is a big soccer fan … who knew? Kind of a weird thing for him to write, however, considering that he’s still dodging the NCAA and their pesky allegations that he, you know, got paid to play for USC. Hey Reggie, when you’re mailing back that Heisman, be sure to use extra tape on the box, because those things are heavy. By the way, if Bush is found guilty of this by the NCAA, please save us from the hell of a Heisman re-vote. Either just take the thing or let him keep it.
Come to think of it, has any school ever had two returned Heismans? USC could be the first, if you count O.J.’s.
It was a rough place — the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It’s worse than Tuesday.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while charging your iPod … in your pants …
* How much poutine would you have to eat to win the World Poutine Eating Championship? This year the answer is 13 pounds.
* Likewise, 36 peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
* Hey, here’s an idea; let’s interview some random Flyers fan live on the air. I see no way this can go wrong.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
At this point in the story arc, the only two words that come to mind are “tranquilizer gun.”
