Funniest thing I have seen this morning: But then it’s early … Fathead of Duncan Keith postgame interview. No wonder that kid never leaves his room; what a weirdo. Keith lost seven teeth after taking a puck to the face, then returned to the Blackhawks’ series-clinching win over the Sharks. First we have Rockies’ reliever Miguel Olivo passing a kidney stone and returning to the game, and now this. Quote from Keith:
“I’m not the only guy who lost teeth. I spit one out, and one went down my throat but it’s not as bad as you think.”
Yikes.
And since nobody asked, am I the only one who thinks that the Lost writers borrowed the concept for their church scene from the Sally Field movie Places in the Heart? Otherwise, well done. It was actually the only Lost episode I’ve seen this year that makes sense.
Yes. Yes. I’m George, George McFly. I’m your Monday. I mean… your destiny.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while retiring your chicken costume …
* WWII parachute-jumping chaplain also saw Walter Johnson pitch in ’24 World Series. Cool.
* Guy makes an Arizona Wildcats football banner out of his ex-wife’s wedding dress. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry …
* French midfielder Diarra to miss World Cup due to severe diarrhea? Apparently.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
As a recurring character in a major comic strip, Sassy has excellent health plan benefits.
