LeBron better sign with the Bulls unless he wants to end up in Guantanamo

Can the Bulls somehow lure LeBron James to the city of Chicago? YES THEY CAN!
If LeBron didn’t have enough on his plate right now while he is still likely smarting from Cleveland’s unceremonious ouster from the NBA playoffs by the Boston Celtics, now he has to worry about violating a potential Executive Order by President Obama.
Obama, a passionate sports fan in his own right, has never hidden his allegiance to Chicago sports teams, and he could not help himself from adding a little Presidential pressure in regard to the landing spot of soon-to-be free agent LeBron James.

“He doesn’t want to tamper,” senior adviser to the president — and former Bulls season-ticket holder — David Axelrod said. “But as a Chicago fan, the president thinks LeBron would look great in a Bulls uniform.”

Indeed. Now that’s change Bulls fans can believe in. No pressure, LeBron. No pressure.
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Obama envisions LeBron with Bulls [ESPN New York]