Kids' Canucks Rap somehow fails to inspire actual Canucks

As we all painfully learned in the Indianapolis Colts/Lil’ Ronnie incident from a few years back, a sure way to assure that your team does not win a championship is to have a children’s rap song become its unofficial anthem. It was in 2005 that Lil’ Ronnie, a 12-year-old from the “south side” (of Indianapolis), declared the Colts “Super Bowl Bound” via hip hop jam. Final score of the Super Bowl that season: Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10.
Then in 2010 came “Cheerin’ For My City,” from noted seventh-grade MCs K-Maxx and Shelly D, who rap the praises of the Vancouver Canucks (who were eliminated from the playoffs Tuesday night). Their video even features green screen technology, a couple of barely cooperative friends and one mortified teacher.
Video following the jump.

While we can forgive these youngsters for trying to rhyme “shot” with “Raycroft,” there is probably no excuse for authoring a song about a team that includes Roberto Luongo.
Anyway, I prefer this:

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Video: Unofficial Canucks hip-hop anthem, 7th-grade style [Puck Daddy]