Morning Tweet: Ron Artest behaving oddly on Twitter? Unpossible!
May 8, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT
Just when you think you have a handle on this crazy, mixed-up world, Ron Artest comes along a messes everything up.
A sequence of bizarre tweets from Ron Artest’s Twitter account (RONARTESTCOM) Thursday night have created a bit of a distraction for the Los Angeles Lakers as they attempt to eliminate the Utah Jazz to advance to the Western Conference Finals.
Initially, Artest’s brother claimed that Ron’s Twitter account was hacked, but the Lakers forward copped to being the one responsible during a media session Friday afternoon, saying, “I’ll handle it” and further informing the media that “Twitter is for my fans,” not the media.
Oh, Ron Artest. Will you ever learn to not be certifiably nuts?
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y…Morning! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y…Morning! Crap, I probably owe the Bay City Rollers residuals now. Oh well. They need the money.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT…
What you missed while trying on your brand-new, high-tech Swiss Army socks…
* Woody Paige: Admiral of the Tim Tebow Lovefest Armada.
* Craig James: Spiritual Warrior. Also: certifiable d-bag.
* Jamie McCourt: soon-to-be divorcée to rake in $637K per month in spousal support. Not too shabby.
* The Onion Headline of the Day: Traumatized Child Comforted By Television
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YESTERDAY IN POPEYE…
The return of King Blozo of Spinachovia!! Wait. Who?
