Morning Tweet: A Tiger Woods joke where you least expect it
May 4, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT
When Jimmy Kimmel first launches into this monologue bit about Michael Jackson and Jason Pfeiffer, you think there’s no way he’s going to be able to tie in a reference to Tiger Woods. But behold, at about the 2:17 mark of this video, Kimmel pulls it off. What a weird freaking story … surprising, since Michael Jackson was such a conservative, down-to-earth individual. And you have to feel sorry for Tiger; he even gets caught up in weird crap he had nothing to do with.
On my command, unleash Tuesday.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed after being swept up in the big police gigolo raid …
* There’s a job opening in Chicago.
* Epic (and cheap?) hit in Ontario Hockey League game, as Barrie Colts’ Darren Archibald levels Windsor Spitfires goalie Philipp Grubauer.
* Diamondbacks owner Ken Kendrick comes out against Arizona’s anti-immigration bill.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Uh oh. Run, Gramps! (Also, no animal near that cabin is safe).
