Mistress: Tiger Woods liked Froot Loops, cartoons following sex
May 4, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT
The amount of Tiger Woods information out there is not unlike undersea oil reserves; probably endless, and we don’t know where the next big spill is going to be. Cori Rist, an exotic dancer who supposedly met Woods in Manhattan and is listed in your program as mistress No, 6, turns up in the latest issue of Vanity Fair, and has a few unusual tidbits on their alleged relationship. For one thing, she said, after sex, Tiger insisted that they sleep at opposite ends of the hotel suite. And then there was this;
In the new issue of Vanity Fair, exotic dancer Cori Rist recalls meeting Woods, now 34, in 2006.
The sex was “passionate — fireworks,” she told the magazine. Afterward, Woods liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons.
But when they were apart, he would become as possessive as a schoolboy over his first crush, she said.
“He was very jealous, and from the moment I’d wake up, he’d be texting: ‘Who’s with you? Are you alone?’ ” said Rist. “It was almost like high school, when you call someone all the time.”
Also, the New York Post reports this rather lame pickup line that Tiger used on Rist (although let’s face it; anything would have worked):
Tiger Woods has used the same off-color joke as a pick-up line for at least a decade.
“What’s this?” he’d ask, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. “A black guy taking off his condom.”
He told the joke in 1997 in front of a GQ reporter, and even though he took flak for it then, he was still using it in 2006 when he hit on exotic dancer Cori Rist, she says in an interview in the new Vanity Fair.
The point is, these stories don’t seem like they’re going to be going away soon; for Tiger it’s death by a thousand cuts. Five years from now you’ll turn on the TV and one of his many women will be saying “Yeah, Tiger liked to do it while dressed as the Pope.” How does one forge ahead and be the world’s No. 1 golfer under those conditions?
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Tiger Woods Liked to Eat “Froot Loops” After Sex, Says Mistress [Us Magazine]
Tiger’s pick-up line a joke [New York Post]
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- BC - May 4, 2010 at 2:26 PM
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Well, fruit loops are healthier than smokes, I guess.
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- Steve S. - May 4, 2010 at 4:23 PM
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Tiger’s problems are simply mental. If anyone out there doesn’t think he misses his kids, your’re mistaken! If anyone out there doesn’t think he’s looking forward in going through a divorce, you’re mistaken. If anyone out there thinks he doesn’t miss his wife, you’re mistaken! What he needs to do IF he really wants his wife and kids back is stop running around in circles, playing poor golf. He needs to get to them NOW. Golf can wait. He simply looks as if his life has turned on him and when someone is in that state, one simply cannot function…if you don’t think so, put yourself in a position like this.
I write this because it’s sad to see anyone in a situation such as this. Life is supposed to be enjoyment. He’s far from that point right now.
Tiger, if you’re reading this…drop the clubs. Go seek your family and do what Elin would like you to do. It just may work!
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- Tiger, Tiger who? - May 4, 2010 at 4:32 PM
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He should have known all these daff-brained bimbos couldn’t possibly keep their big mouths shut about his idiosyncrasies.
He should have known that they would open their mouths as quickly as they opened their legs.
He should have thought of that while he was embarrassing himself, his wife, his family and his friends.
HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT…
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- JEG - May 4, 2010 at 4:49 PM
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Steve – See, I knew you cared! But don’t worry, Tiger will not follow your advice because he’s as low as the wowmen he slept with. You’ll be happy to know that I added some people to your fan club
P.S. You haven’t answered my question yet
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- Bill - May 5, 2010 at 1:18 AM
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The Tiger Woods situation is completely out of hand now.
What Tiger was doing and did was unacceptable. Had it just been (1) woman that he had truly fell in love with, we could probably accept that. It happens in America every single day…. What I thought was interesting was once that the news about Tiger broke open, all of a sudden there were nude pictures of his wife all over the internet that she had taken sometime back. He was sleeping with other women and she had posed naked nothing remotely covered.. Every man in the world could see Tiger’s naked wife on the internet….But that was ok huh? I lived in Europe for many years and it appears she had a thing about taking nude pictures in every position you could think of…The one thing you don’t hear about is how did Tiger meet her and what was so special about her? You never hear that…
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- ORB - May 5, 2010 at 2:30 PM
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Eldrick Shank-the-Skank Woods is the Fruit Loop: the PGA Tour can do without him and should. Right now he is just another grossly overpaid professional athlete who believes that behaving badly is no big deal and an entitlement.
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- Taylor - May 6, 2010 at 12:02 PM
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He’s the most famous man alive. There is no athlete in any sport that is as good at what they do as he is at what he does. He’s the first billionaire athlete. He’s young, good-looking, and the world SHOULD be his oyster. His wife is LUCKY there were ONLY like 15 other women. Tiger’s only mistake was ever getting married in the first place. He doesn’t owe an apology to anybody but his wife. To all the parents of the kids who are angry because he was their kids’ role model: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN ROLE MODEL FOR YOUR KID. Enjoy this opportunity to explain his flaws and teach your children not to behave this way. His only responsibility to you is to hit the best stinking golf shots you’ll ever see, becuase he’s JUST A GOLFER.
