Former alleged Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James tees off at her latest stripping gig tonight; the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., about four miles from the Quail Hollow Championship where Woods is struggling to stay amongst the leaders. This woman is going to get her apology from Tiger, come hell or no panties. Here’s the ad from the Uptown Cabaret web site, where you can see that, if you hurry, you can still make the 12:45 lunch show. As you can see from the photo, Ms. James is in no way trying to cash in on sleeping with a married celebrity on multiple occasions. She’s even billing herself as “Tiger’s Mistress #15,” which is awesome, in a slutty kind of way.
From the announcement at the Uptown Cabaret site:
Some of the scenes in her filmography include MILF, and a– fetish shoots. The body of this beautiful queen is decorated with tattoos in the following places: 5 lines of Asian characters (12 total) upper left thigh; lower right navel; lower left of navel; “Jupone” on left breast; lower back: a baby on the left, a lion in the middle, an angel in clouds on the right.
So remember kids, when your resume includes “Tiger Woods Mistress No 15,” and “Movies include Big Breasted Nurses and Porn Star Brides,” you’re on your way!
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Tiger Woods mistress strip club tour goes on [TMZ]
