Lane Kiffin is losing to Danica Patrick in Sexiest Woman Alive tourney!

Hey, don’t make me come down there and slap the mouse out of your hand, jerky.
Now, we – as a mouth-breathing internet troll population – have made tremendous inroads in securing the humiliation of USC head football coach Lane Kiffin by voting him through the first round of Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive Tournament after he convincingly beat sexy golfer Natalie Gulbis. With all that we have accomplished, are we going to back down and give up now?
Lane Kiffin is currently losing to auto-racing, Go Daddy-pimping Danica Patrick in their second round matchup. Kiffin is sitting at 49.7% and Patrick is barely edging him at 50.3%. That’s tight. Heh. Tight.
What’s up with that? Hey nerds, I don’t expect much from you, but this is unacceptable. Tear yourself away from the Lost message boards for a second, clean the Cheetos off your shirt and get voting. We cannot let this movement die. If Lane Kiffin doesn’t end up as the 2010 Sexiest Woman Alive, I will be sorely disappointed in you online horndoggers.
I’m not saying you actually have to believe that Lane Kiffin is sexy. No, no, no. You just have to pretend like you do. The same way you pretend that you “accidentally” ordered that adult movie on pay-per-view the other night. Perv.
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Danica Patrick’s Yummy A** Takes Tiny Lead Over Lane Kiffin’s Sweet Coach A** [Busted Coverage]
Lane Kiffin: Still Sexier Than Natalie Gulbis [Out of Bounds]
(16) Lane Kiffin vs. (9) Danica Patrick [Esquire]
Sexiest Woman Alive Madness: The Bracket Hysteria Goes On [Esquire]