With Scotts Miracle Grow Major League Baseball Authentic Grass & Seed Mix, now your lawn can look just like the one at Wrigley Field, minus the hot dog wrappers, assorted batteries and deposits of chewing tobacco. You’ll feel just like Lee Elia as you curse at kids to stay off of your lawn … and since waiting for a Cubs’ world championship is not unlike watching grass grow, there’s that as well. Sorry, but I do not want to know how they make the fertilizer.
This product also comes in Fenway Park, Citizens Bank Park, Great American Ball Park and Busch Stadium varieties. I assume that second one is a hearty mixture that withstands flaming objects and vomit. From the Scotts web site:
For a thick, lush lawn, Scotts recommends feeding your lawn about four times during the baseball season — that’s once every six to eight weeks.
Thanks, Scotts. Now how do we fix the Nationals?
They were working on an AT&T Park variety, but couldn’t figure out why during the final six weeks it would always fade and die.
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MLB Authentic Collection [Scotts.com]
Baseball fanaticism: Coming to a lawn near you [The Sporting Blog]
