Workers are furiously rebuilding Elin Nordegren’s new home in Sweden as you read this — “More laminate flooring! Finishing nails Sven! … for the love of God, finishing nails!” — which can mean only one thing. This marriage has about as much hope as Rory Sabbatini at 14-over. In fact, US Magazine is calling it. Time of death: Wednesday, 5:03 p.m. (Takes off surgical glove). We gave the patient every chance, and for awhile there it looked like the marriage might pull through. But porn star/stripper Joslyn James following Tiger Woods to every tournament venue, added to the creepy Earl Woods Nike ad, and Tiger caring more about playing at Quail Hollow than working on the marriage, finally did it in. Sad, really. Ah, Tiger … poor dope. From US:
Meanwhile, the insider says that “nonstop construction” continues on the $3 million home in Vaxholm which Elin purchased in December. “She is definitely planning on spending a lot of time there — they are gutting it,” the source says of the private-island estate on Sweden’s west coast.
The mom and former model, 30, is “working hard” to speed up renovations. “She and the kids are going to be spending most of the summer there,” the source says. “Without Tiger.”
Also on Elin’s to-do list: divorce Woods, 34, who publicly acknowledged and apologized for his infidelity in February after being linked to over a dozen women.
“It’s 100% happening,” the insider says of the split. “Elin and her mom met with a lawyer before they went to Sweden.
I just hope Tiger doesn’t go Michael Corleone/Godfather II custody battle. Just accept the trans-Atlantic weekend visitation rights and move on. You’re back on the market, player! See you in Belize.
“Looking good, Bill Ray!” “Feeling good, Louis!”
Of course, be prepared for divorce proceedings which last at least 14 months. And that’s if they’re amicable.
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Source: Tiger, Elin Woods Divorce Is “100 Percent Happening” [US Magazine]
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- johnCup - Apr 22, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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Great! Time for our national nightmare to be over! Elin take your 100+ million and enjoy! Tiger take your 700+ million and enjoy! Now we can sleep at night!
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- ianwitt - Apr 22, 2010 at 6:35 PM
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i do hope there work this out, if she goes to sweden, want a price to pay, for a few leg overs, if so watch for there gold hawks to fly in, not want hes needs,been tough there leg over period/ i am luckly i have my needle in a haystack, spend 20 years finding her, god bless tiger and elin, and family,,wishing you all there very best ian,,,
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- Vincent Starace - Apr 22, 2010 at 6:36 PM
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She didn’t seem to mind him playing in golf events to build his (their) personal fortune. What does not play golf and “work on the marriage” mean anyway? She has every right to be furious and hurt and betrayed, and if that means divorce then, as sad as that may be, that’s what it means. Personally, all I care aboout is watching Tiger paly golf and the safe and happy future of his chidren. Other than that it’s melodrama.
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- Megan - Apr 22, 2010 at 7:03 PM
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Can we not think of anything else to talk about? Divorce, no matter whose it is, is incredibly painful made even more so by the fact that the media are blowing it up. Not only that, but there are kids involved, so let’s just leave them alone please.
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- Tony Metler - Apr 23, 2010 at 3:27 PM
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Yeah, people. Stop reading stories about Tiger’s divorce and his personal life. You media types forcing me to read this stuff makes me sick. Especially how you trick me with the headline “Tiger-Elin divorce ’100 percent happening’.” How was I to know that this was about the, uh, divorce between, uh…
never mind.
