The question is not so much why Sergio Romo threw a slider that hung over the middle plate on a 1-2 count to Manny Ramirez on Sunday. It is, of course, what the hell is that thing on his chin? Combine Romo’s facial hair with Ramirez’ dreads and you’d have a pretty terrifying creature. Appropriate for the horror show that was the Dodgers’ 2-1 win over the Giants; that was a tough one to take, I won’t lie. Currently weeping into my Lincecum wig.
And to make it a banner day for Bay Area sports fans, Dan Boyle whips one into his own net in OT for the Sharks. (Wanna get away?) Has anything like this ever happened in the playoffs?
Monday. Very bad. You go first.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while looking for I Hate Iceland Volcano Guy …
* “The man said that it was a prank and denied having a sex addiction.” Go Spartans!
* Endurance runner, nun attempt to run 50 miles in each of 50 states. You go, sister.
* Man catches foul ball with left hand, does not drop ice cream helmet. Stud.
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Text from last night: The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
“Gentlemen, I suppose you’re wondering why I asked you all to wear bright blue suits today …”
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- LewP - Apr 19, 2010 at 10:27 AM
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Well, my sports weekend sucked.
Rangers lose 3 out of 3 to the hated Yanks, and now look forward to the Red Sox?
It rained both days at Texas Motor Speedway and I was a shut-in.
At least the Mavs beat the Spurs, and Jerry didn’t have any YouTubes of him getting drunk. (that I know of.
Hoo boy, Monday is here, and time for a stress test later on. Fun.
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- ClintonPortishead - Apr 19, 2010 at 10:46 AM
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“The man said that it was a prank and denied having a sex addiction.”
Aaaaaand Chuck Berry just fired his lawyer.
