If you’re like me, you’re both very bored during the day, and wondering why Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy doesn’t jazz up his appearance a little bit. So imagine my delight when the Orlando Sentinel developed this: The Stan Van Gundy Makeover Generator. My favorite is The Wolverine (mutton chops), but The Jack Sparrow is also good. As The Last Angry Fan points out, 30 years is a long time to have the same face, So give Stan an update. Speaking of makeovers, how about losing Hedo Turkoglu, and still coming up with the second best record in the NBA? Charlotte’s in for a world of hurt, methinks.
Caution: Not to be used with Ron Jeremy.
I like you Friday. I’m going to kill you last.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while walking through the Super Colon …
* “A U.K. woman has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder after falling off her Wii Fit board and damaging a nerve, the Toronto Sun reported.”
* Together for the first time anywhere: Cristiano Ronaldo, Kim Kardashian, and the word “snogging.”
* Now batting, “Alex Rodgriguez.”
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Wait, hold on … what part of that deer is talking?
