It feels strange writing about an athlete who was born in 2006, but Wesley Muresan is as good as Tony Hawk says he is. Where are the 2026 Winter Olympics again? Check out his moves right here, and be sure to watch the action at the 2:20 mark; it will be the first time you’ve seen a three-year-old snowboard off a picnic table and zoom between two boulders. At 3, Wesley has his own Facebook page (1,800 friends), and his dream is to shred it with Shaun White. Key quote: “I feel like I was Superman.” Me too, after watching him.
Not only is Wesley a better snowboarder than me, he’s also a better dancer. But that’s admittedly a pretty low bar.
Thursday: It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while pulling off your expertly-planned robbery caper …
* No time for sweaty exercise? That’s okay … Wonder Pants are here.
* Jerry Jones to appear on Entourage. They’re going to secretly record him with a camera phone.
* Chris Rock has marriage advice for Tiger Woods. This should fix everything.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Talking rabbit reveals plot point, scurries into bushes.
