Not as good as Jesus toast, but just as tasty; it’s Pro Toast, in which you can now brand your breakfast with the logo of your favorite baseball team. (Not for use on waffles). I heard about this latest item from Pangea Brands a couple of months back, but it’s the first I’ve seen of the actual product, which hits stores — Modell’s, Dick’s Sporting Goods, The Sports Authority, as well as an Internets site near you — May 1. Retail price: $34.99 (cheap).
From Darren Rovell’s SportsBiz:
Josh Fink built his Pangea Brands business around high-end licensed sports products. … “Our motto is ‘Toast Your Team,’” Fink says.
Fink has big plans for the toast market.
He’s working on coming up with FDA-approved magic markers so that kids can color their toast and a collegiate logo toast product, called UToast, will hit stores in the fall.
Next year, he hopes to unveil a licensed panini press and a waffle maker and says it’s possible that one day we might see his toasters branding the faces of particular players into the bread.
One can only dream. Before now, I dared not hope for the time when I could start my day with the likeness of Fernando Tatis etched into my breakfast.
Mr. Toast approves.

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- Threat Level: Midnight - Apr 14, 2010 at 1:14 PM
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Funny. I always though Charlie from “Always Sunny” was a Phillies fan.
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- Dan - Apr 14, 2010 at 1:33 PM
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I’d go with the Mankini guy from The Soup over Charlie.
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- BC - Apr 14, 2010 at 1:46 PM
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I think toilet paper would be more appropriate for my Mets.